{"id":2590,"date":"2011-03-02T15:57:54","date_gmt":"2011-03-02T15:57:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.filtersfast.com\/blog\/?p=2590"},"modified":"2014-02-20T13:53:34","modified_gmt":"2014-02-20T18:53:34","slug":"dr-seuss-and-the-bottled-water-scam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.filtersfast.com\/blog\/dr-seuss-and-the-bottled-water-scam\/","title":{"rendered":"Dr. Seuss and the Bottled Water Scam"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"_mcePaste\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.filtersfast.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/DrSeussBottledWaterScam.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2591 aligncenter\" title=\"DrSeussBottledWaterScam\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.filtersfast.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/DrSeussBottledWaterScam.jpg\" width=\"270\" height=\"187\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Water scam!<br \/>\nWater scam!<br \/>\nI do not like the bottled water scam!<\/p>\n<p>Do you like<br \/>\nthe bottled water scam?<br \/>\nI do not like that water, ma&#8217;am.<br \/>\nI do not like<br \/>\nthe bottled water scam.<\/p>\n<p>Would you drink it<br \/>\nhere or there?<\/p>\n<p>I would not drink it<br \/>\nhere or there.<br \/>\nI would not drink it anywhere.<\/p>\n<p>I do not like<br \/>\nthat water, ma&#8217;am.<br \/>\nI do not like the bottled water scam.<\/p>\n<p>Would you drink the backwards naivE?<br \/>\nWould you drink it if you were Steve?<\/p>\n<p>I would not drink<br \/>\nbackwards naivE.<br \/>\nI would not drink it<br \/>\nwere I Steve.<\/p>\n<p>I do not like water<br \/>\nin a bottle.<br \/>\nI do not like<br \/>\nthe waste, it&#8217;s awful.<\/p>\n<p>Would you drink it<br \/>\nin a tree?<br \/>\nWould you drink it<br \/>\nif it were free?<\/p>\n<p>Not in a tree.<br \/>\nNot if it were free.<br \/>\nI would not drink the<br \/>\nbackwards naivE,<br \/>\nI would not drink it were I Steve.<br \/>\nI would not drink bottled water anywhere.<br \/>\nI would not drink bottled water, ma&#8217;am.<br \/>\nI do not like the bottled water scam.<\/p>\n<div><strong>Happy birthday, Dr. Seuss!<\/strong><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Water scam! 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